When your laptop is sick, you call the guys at Dell or Mac tech support (depending on your orientation) and they fix it. But if your hand is not functioning properly, who to call is not so clear cut. Lets look at the choices.
Ming's list of people you might want to call if you have prolonged pins and needles in your left hand.
- Mom
- A Doctor
- A Chinese Doctor
- A Masseur
- An Acupuncturist
- A Nutritionist
- Know-it all friends
- The Girl
- A priest/pastor or some other religious leader
- Dr. Google
I picked numbers 1. and 10.
A Brief Medical History.
I was born 27 years ago.
3 weeks ago I got a job.
2 weeks ago I got pins and needles in my left hand, and they haven't gone away.
END.
How to put Doctors out of business.
1. Call mom and explain your symptoms.
"Mom, I've had pins and needles in my left hand for 2 weeks"
Your mum will probably tell you about the time your dad had the same complain and how he got it sorted, and if your dad's still kicking, then you've a good chance.
2. Stop worrying.
3. Google your symptoms, read the responses you find. Compare your symptoms, diagnose yourself, and self prescribe a remedy.
According to my diagnosis...
A knotted muscle or bone pressing against a nerve near my funny bone. And the cause of which is that I have not been listening to my mom and have been putting my elbow on the table for long periods of time, causing either muscles to bunch up or a bone to move slightly out of place.
The cure. To cover my bases I manually tried to realign all my bones and message the appropriate muscles throughout the day. My pins and needles are down 33.3% I should be back to normal in 3 days if I keep this up, and keep my elbows off the table.
So if you're wondering if you've wasted your parents money by going to med school. The answer is YES.